Intro to Porn

DCypher’s Hot for the Moment 2008

DCypher — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:44:50 +0000

DCypher posts: It’s that time of year again…awards show time. The 25^th Annual AVN Awards looms larger than life at the end of the week, promising once again to break hearts across Porn Valley, and right on it’s heels yips the 2008 XBIZ Awards. Yip! Yip!

I’ve been lucky enough to be nominated for BEST DIRECTOR for both shows but don’t have a prayer of winning. Trust me when I tell you that it’s the year of the Super Ego. With movies like Fashionistas Safado Berlin from Evil Angel, which was shot in 3 different countries, Black Worm from Pulpo, quite possibly one of the best adult features ever made, Layout from Vivid genius Paul Thomas, an amazing effort, Coming Home and Operation Desert Stormy from Wicked Pictures, both with heavy duty price tags, Janine Loves Jenna from Club Jenna, the most expensive thing they’ve ever shot, Eden from Adam and Eve, the most expensive thing they’ve shot since Pirates, Upload from Eli Cross and Sex Z, the most expensive thing EVER shot…(the list goes on and on)…there is no way I stand a cumfart’s chance on a Chi Chi LaRue set chance of winning anything.

It’s just nice to be nominated…lol…and I really do mean that. Still I got to thinking that it’s interesting I haven’t ~~slept with~~ shot (m)any of the Best New Starlet’s for this year.

AVN’s (extensive) list is: Alexis Love, Alexis Texas, Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Bree Olson, Casey Parker, Lela Star, Lorena Sanchez, Maya Hills, Natasha Nice, Paulina James, Renae Cruz, Shay Jordan, Tera Wray, and Veronique Vega.

XBIZ’s (almost as extensive) list features Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Bree Olson, Casey Parker, Jenny Hendrix, Lela Star, Paulina James, Shay Jordan, Tera Wray, and Tessa West.

So I decided to make my own list of who I think is hot for the moment. Feel free to chime in and let me know who I missed or where I am wrong. Rather than focus on the work that they’ve done or whether or not they’ve really earned it by showing up on time to set with their hair and nails done, I’ve based my list on the most noble of criteria; fuckability. Yes dear reader as shocking as it seems I would fuck any of these young women on a moment’s notice, theoretically speaking.

DCypher’s Most Fuckable New Performers of 2008 includes (but is not limited to) Jenny Hendrix, Veronique Vega, Ashlynn Brooke, Lela Star, Tera Wray, Paulina James, Alexis Love, and Lexi Belle.

http://avnawards.com

http://www.xbizawards.com/

DCypher This!!!

DCypher — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:43:01 +0000

Now hear this…(Here. NOW. This?)

I, DCypher, being of somewhat sound mind and perverted body, am delighted to announce I will be helping update this site as a new contributor.

You may consider this my test post.

Giddyup!!!

That will be all…for now.

Please continue masturbating until further notice while I scour the web in search of perfect filth to bring you.

Om Shanti…

If I wanted below-average, I’d look in the mirror…

jonny — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:30:49 +0000

During a recent conversation between myself and another porn-appreciating man, I was impressed to hear him state, “Size does matter.” As a long time hertero(mostly)sexual proponent of superior cock quality in porn, it was nice to hear I’m not alone.

This is a good example of what I’m talking about: That’s a specimen, right there! The girl is way out of her league, quite frankly. But she gives it a gallant effort!

view vids

And don’t miss the *fabulous* pink fur pillows on set! They are to DIE for!

The eyes have it

jonny — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:57:52 +0000

The combination of this girl’s dirty eyes and her lip biting make these vids VERY hot. It’s really amazing how far a sincere “dirty look” can take you.
Stroke it, baby!

Dancing @ Internext FL ‘07

jonny — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:13:44 +0000

Special Effects

jonny — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 23:12:06 +0000

Porn has never been known for it’s technical achievement. In fact, usually the budgets are so low that “makeup” is considered pretty fancy. So it is pretty bizarre to see a prosthetic penis unleashing like a geyser.
I wonder if porn would somehow be considered less obscene if it done with special effects? (ie. fake murder is considered fine on TV, while real murder is more taboo to show)

Choose Abstinence!

jonny — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 22:15:01 +0000

Abstinence, the condom.

Can you say, “Genius?”

Please Welcome, Ashley Steel!

jonny — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:49:02 +0000

Holy Shit, this is exciting (and extremely sexy) news!!!

Please welcome new “IntroToPorn” Editor, Ashley Steel!!!

Look for upcoming posts from Ashley about her thoughts on porn, working her way through college, behind the scenes info, and whatever she thinks is sexy.

Quad balls?!

jonny — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:50:10 +0000

Is it just me? Or does the combination of ab flab and shaved torso make it look like this guy has a second set of balls above his real balls?!? (check the first clip) I find it dreadfully distracting. Possibly the first time I’ve wished for MORE hair on a stuntcock.

Sex is violent

jonny — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:50:02 +0000

this isnt “porn.” But it has hot goth girls willingly (and happily) punching each other in the face. It’s oddly arousing.