addressing issues of sex, art, and commerce…aka “pornography.”

 
 
 

I like it big, too. May 30, 2007

Filed under: cocks in porn, pornstars, video — jonny @ 9:54 am

I’m a fan of PornStarsLikeItBig.com
As I am not timid about saying, the cock is IMPORTANT in porn. RESPECT THE COCK!

Well, this site puts cock on the pedestal it deserves. All the woodsmen have forearm-sized tools and respectable bodies to go with them. I ACTUALLY BELIEVE THE PORN STARS ARE ENJOYING THEMSELVES.

a few samples from an incredible 3 on 1 featuring Eva, Rachel, Nikki, and the cock of Jonny Sins:


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“O” darnit! May 25, 2007

Filed under: movie review — jonny @ 12:08 pm

I had high hopes for “O.” And by “high” I mean “engorged.”

Big budget fetish films are a rare treat.

And it *mostly* lived up to my expectations.

Don’t get me wrong, it was a good porn. The people were hot and the sex was mostly good. There were even elements of BDSM that were SUPER hot. When Carman went from flogging Jolie’s pussy straight to licking it…HOT.

It was hyped as a big budget S&M Opus.

And it came close. The costumes and storyline didn’t disappoint.

But it slipped into “normal” porn a bit too much. Ya know where you see the same camera angle, the same awkward positions, the same ridiculous spitting between sex partners. (Who spits on each other during sex? Didn’t that used be the equivalent of a ‘dirty sanchez?’ When did ‘hocking a lugi’ become sexy!?)

That being said, it still gets a 4/5 stars because, even though I didn’t believe the S&M, the sex was hot and committed. And the S&M storyline was pretty cool, especially since Nina Hartley did the voice over. try it

 
 

Tripping with Tori Wells May 24, 2007

Filed under: movie review, pornstars — jonny @ 5:22 pm

I had the biggest hard-on for Tori Wells for the longest time. Well, it didn’t stay hard the entire time. …But it was made hard frequently *by* her.

I digress.

Tori was like the big girl who lost a lot of weight and became suddenly empowered by the FRIGHTENING amount of sex energy she possesed. Hot, sexy, dirty, and powerful. If you have never seen her in her prime, check out a classic like the AWESOME Night Trips

 
 

POP May 23, 2007

Filed under: movie review — jonny @ 6:10 pm

I’m a fan of blowjob scenes. I love seeing a woman’s face right next to a man’s cock. I love seeing her expressions. I love the intimacy of it…even if there isn’t intimacy between the two people.

Which is why POP: The Beauty of The Blowjob by Michael Ninn is my favorite series ever. It is oral scene after oral scene of the well-lit, well-shot, attractive people porn of Ninn.

Some of the few DVDs I’ve rented and then decided to buy were from the POP series.

Another one that I bought after rented was the Private masterpiece, ‘Cum Deluxe I & ii”. Their newest cumshot title is Facial Shots

 
 

Nicole Sheridan & Voodoo May 21, 2007

Filed under: cummentary — jonny @ 10:56 pm

Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo are probably my favorite people to watch have sex.

My first favorite pair was Peter North and Amber Lynn.

 
 

Dropping Loads

Filed under: cummentary — jonny @ 10:54 pm

Nick Manning is a handsome man.

And his body looks great on camera.

But he exudes an attitude that makes his scenes feel cheap.

Maybe it’s his “dropping loads” catch phrase.

 
 

Throat Yogurt

Filed under: movie review — admin @ 10:32 pm

was watching a movie I got form wanted list. Throat Yogurt.

It was ROUGH. lots of hard throat fucking.

Some of that is really hard to watch. But these girls, for the most part, got into it.

I cringed when they would get spit in the face, but they didn’t flinch.

The actresses’ “abandon” was impressive…and HOT.

Some of the scenes were ruined by the overt degradation (for me.) I can get into it hard, nasty, and rough…But only when she is a proud nasty slut. Not when she is a cum dumpster. Luckily, this movie had some rare moments of super rough AND super hot scenes. check it out

 
 

Stunt cocks May 19, 2007

Filed under: cummentary — admin @ 9:23 am

stunt cocks

Every guy with a dick bigger than his pinkie thinks he could be a porn star.

Porn is a lot more complicated than people think.

Every guy with a dick bigger than his pinkie thinks he could be a porn star. Every guy gets a distorted sense of his prowess after being over-complimented by a woman hiding the fact that she faked her orgasm.

But the qualifications of a male porn star are much different than you’d think.

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Stunt Cocks II

Filed under: cummentary — admin @ 9:23 am

Viagra has actually played a huge roll in the heightened attractiveness of male porn stars in recent years. There are actually a number of male talent that are male-model gorgeous. They still need to have cock control, but Viagra opened the playing field to a whole population of handsome, big-dicked men who may not have the same superhuman penile powers as the porn ogres of the 80s.Unfortunately, the 70’s and 80’s scarred many women with regard to pornography. Understandably so.

There were only like 5 or 6 guys that were in EVERY porn made during that period. And while Ron Jeremy was clearly the grossest, very few of the guys would qualify as “sexy.” If your first glance at pornography was a close-up of hairy, sweaty genitals attached to out-of-shape people who looked like the local butcher and his wife…well, it would be easy to dismiss the genre.

I used to wonder why on earth they couldn’t find attractive men to be in porn? Surely there were attractive men willing to be paid to have sex!?!? I mean, ME for example. But once I learned about how common stage fright is among new talent, I understood.

To some people, the male talent is irrelevant. As long as the man is attached to an erect penis, he will work. The man is kinda like the animal trainer that comes on The tonight Show. He may be holding the leash, but it’s the monkey that we came to see. Or, more accurately, we just want to see the girl play with the monkey.

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cock crazy

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonny @ 8:04 am

Does it make me gay that I care so much about the cock in porn?

I always hear that the guy hardly matters.

But to me, it totally does. I buy compilation tapes based on guy stars…not starlets.

I.e. Peter North and Billy Glide. Great cocks.
And a great cock makes for a great canvas for a porn star’s art.