DCypher’s Hot for the Moment 2008 January 9, 2008
DCypher posts: It’s that time of year again…awards show time. The 25th Annual AVN Awards looms larger than life at the end of the week, promising once again to break hearts across Porn Valley, and right on it’s heels yips the 2008 XBIZ Awards. Yip! Yip!
I’ve been lucky enough to be nominated for BEST DIRECTOR for both shows but don’t have a prayer of winning. Trust me when I tell you that it’s the year of the Super Ego. With movies like Fashionistas Safado Berlin from Evil Angel, which was shot in 3 different countries, Black Worm from Pulpo, quite possibly one of the best adult features ever made, Layout from Vivid genius Paul Thomas, an amazing effort, Coming Home and Operation Desert Stormy from Wicked Pictures, both with heavy duty price tags, Janine Loves Jenna from Club Jenna, the most expensive thing they’ve ever shot, Eden from Adam and Eve, the most expensive thing they’ve shot since Pirates, Upload from Eli Cross and Sex Z, the most expensive thing EVER shot…(the list goes on and on)…there is no way I stand a cumfart’s chance on a Chi Chi LaRue set chance of winning anything.
It’s just nice to be nominated…lol…and I really do mean that. Still I got to thinking that it’s interesting I haven’t slept with shot (m)any of the Best New Starlet’s for this year.
AVN’s (extensive) list is: Alexis Love, Alexis Texas, Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Bree Olson, Casey Parker, Lela Star, Lorena Sanchez, Maya Hills, Natasha Nice, Paulina James, Renae Cruz, Shay Jordan, Tera Wray, and Veronique Vega.
XBIZ’s (almost as extensive) list features Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Bree Olson, Casey Parker, Jenny Hendrix, Lela Star, Paulina James, Shay Jordan, Tera Wray, and Tessa West.
So I decided to make my own list of who I think is hot for the moment. Feel free to chime in and let me know who I missed or where I am wrong. Rather than focus on the work that they’ve done or whether or not they’ve really earned it by showing up on time to set with their hair and nails done, I’ve based my list on the most noble of criteria; fuckability. Yes dear reader as shocking as it seems I would fuck any of these young women on a moment’s notice, theoretically speaking.
DCypher’s Most Fuckable New Performers of 2008 includes (but is not limited to) Jenny Hendrix, Veronique Vega, Ashlynn Brooke, Lela Star, Tera Wray, Paulina James, Alexis Love, and Lexi Belle.
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